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fakeho:

why did god make me a horny slut 

(via thelordofthebuttz)

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thefutureoffalloutboystartsnow:

some fall out boy lyrics are really relatable and easy to understand and other fall out boy lyrics are like “tempest in a teacup get unique peroxide princess shine like shark teeth”

(via civilwreckage)

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hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

(via humortastic)

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"I wanted to be
the full moon
that guided you,
not the one you
howled at."

- Y.Z, Falling in love with wolves (via rustyvoices)

(via skeleton-farm)

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calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via dutchster)

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gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

(via nippled)

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